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it’s 6:30 am and I just heard my 11-year-old sister get a facetime call. why do these children facetime so early oh and WHY DO THEY FACETIME AT ALL MY SISTER MORE POPULAR THAN I AM?!?!

I have learned to kiss the wave that slams me into the Rock of Ages.

Spurgeon

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10 days after I turned 8

dragonfireandblood:

thatprofessorguy:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

got my lips stuck in a gate

my friends all laughed

And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: USTA!

studies show that those who see my snapchat stories are 100% happier than those that don’t. this video is evidence. be happy.

band camp starts tomorrow. basically life starts again tomorrow. 
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because band is life (at cool kids- echosmith)

band camp starts tomorrow. basically life starts again tomorrow.


because band is life (at cool kids- echosmith)

thebluepopsicle:

opps

Problem #1 Forget opps what about the improper use of “to”?Problem #2 How does one blueberry pie cost more than another?

thebluepopsicle:

opps

Problem #1 Forget opps what about the improper use of “to”?

Problem #2 How does one blueberry pie cost more than another?

(Source: reallyghettoph)

days like these after lotr marathons the past three nights make me want summer to never end 
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days like these after lotr marathons the past three nights make me want summer to never end

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brotherstories:

"Cool Kids"- Echosmith

…another one for the summer playlists.